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PLEASANTON,

Bay Area CA

Mar 20 - Friday ( 4PM onwards )

Mar 21 - 22 - Sat - Sun ( All Day )

Mar 23 - Monday ( Morning Before 12NN )

Contact me at:
relaxwithvia@gmail.com
1-415-490-6487

The ART of Masseuse

 

Her hands speaks softly for your relaxation

Map of stories of your days

Listening to your bodies ache and pain

Vision of relaxation on my hands

I'm Still Here

I'm still here but in an ON & OFF capacity - so catch me when you can wink wink - for now check out my new pictures all for you - hit me up when you see I'm working and see you kiss kiss

With Love VIA

 

( hi, GUYS I have been so busy lately that I haven't checked my email for like years thanks to COVID - so apparently some of you guys have some inquiries other than the BODYRUB, and being that I'm ( allegedly ) an expert to you guys - I decided to take that role and give you an advice - probably from experience - my fantasy / dirty mind and mostly GOOGLE - LOL - by the way if you have further inquiries send me an email - relaxwithvia@gmail.com - this is gonna be fun, happy reading )

LOVE

Haven't updated this BLOG in a while - have been so busy but you know I love you guys right?  Dropping this sexy picture cause I CARE - PS in our world today let's share LOVE,  KINDNESS, and PEACE - let's think that the good deeds we do for others will be rewarded by another good deed they will do for others and if that spreads, that good deeds will find you eventually - let's think LOVE...

NO VACCINE - NO BODYRUB

 I know it's like a fancy place requirement - NO SHIRT - NO SHOES - NO MONEY - NO ENTRY - lol

Hi guys - as everyone in the world is slowly going back to normalcy, here we are again with a recurring problem that evolved that now we call DELTA.  A virus more contagious than its predecessor that we probably need a booster shot - but for a moment our previous vaccine will do...

With that said and done - I would have to require all my clients to be vaccinated and to please confirm your vaccine status before our session -  I know it goes against your right and freedom but I do care not just for you but my other clients who done their part to protect their love once and people around them.  Oh, I'm not saying you're selfish and you didn't care - it's a matter of humanitarian decency to protect yourself and the humans around you - and the fact that SCIENCE is a reality that help you live until now.  I wouldn't further this post cause my simple requirements would go further into an unnecessary discussion - again 

" NO VACCINE - NO BODYRUB " 

kisses and stay safe you guys...

The Cancellation Predicament

This is how the poor girl plans her TRIP - she will post a week or two for her next location to have confirmed clients that will see her ( confirm as in will definitely see me ) - she's kinda bad in MATH so she will almost double that number to make sure ( there's the flake scenario and uncertain clients that's why ) - she will compute the cost of the trip - uber / gas - food and once the number of confirmed clients and the cost of the trip evens out - the trip will happen and well off to our adventure ( sexy adventure wink wink btw that's a cute wink, not a porn equivalent lol ). 

So guys if all of a sudden my dates and location changes or I decided to cancel the trip - believe it or not, it's not ME it's YOU ( confirm clients who cancel before I even do my trips ) - and believe it or not, I'm thankful for these clients who cancels beforehand and not ghosting me on the trip proper, because of you guys I know what the trip will be and I won't be left out waiting for nothing and losing money - it's heartbreaking to lose money nowadays knowing I'm behind my money goals because of the recent ( you know PS get vaccinated pls ).

And now that we're on it - sorry LOS ANGELES I have to cancel my trip there - and thanks to ( you know who you are guys ) for canceling beforehand - your parent's raise you well for respecting my time and letting me know you won't make it on my dates, appreciate it.  And sorry to those guys who I talk to and confirm an appointment - I'm sorry the trip won't happen and I won't be able to see you - I'll try again probably in late August ( kiss kiss ).

And while we're here - it's my first time trying out WALNUT CREEK, East Bay California - I heard some good things - and please don't disappoint me OK - see you ( wink and kisses )

NEW RULES

Hi, because of the ongoing and hopefully outgoing PANDEMIC, I have to set some RULES for CLIENTS getting my service. 

- the PICTURE above is what I will be bringing to secure a CLEAN sanitize the safe environment

- if your feeling ILL upon schedule, please don't hesitate to CANCEL it will be UNDERSTANDABLE and VERY MUCH APPRECIATED

- TEMPERATURE will be taken before the session ( of course ) HIGH TEMPERATURE will be denied service

- I'll be SANITIZING the room IN and OUT ( every time ) I can make sure it's clean

- and please, wear a mask and be safe, if you can get the VACCINE so that everything will be back as is, for everyone you and I

Lets PAUSE and TAKE CARE of OURSELVES

Hi guys, if you have come to experience my service you would know that I'm a clean freak bordering OCD ( obsessive-compulsive behavior ).

If in the movies the scene would be like this - I open the door you will smell my overpowering but very neutral floral scent - my skin as soft and milky must of baby powder and the place where I do my service is as neat as a new check-in hotel room.  I only use the best non-greasy baby oil or fast-drying non-sticky moisturizing lotion, and there's always a napkin or small towel available at your liking.  The music of bamboo, waterfalls and African birds will soothe and heal your spirit together with my touch for your body's circulation.  After the service a clean tower and fresh soap are available, and the bathroom is as clean as I can make it - neat and presentable.

I try to think about ways I could maintain an excellent service in addition to what's happening right now - like ask the client to shower before and after the service - bring a thermometer and play pretend sexy nurse - but this situation is as unpredictable as a client who makes an appointment and does not show up without even a warning.

So even if I have to focus on my regular part jobs that probably have the same risk or more - I decided on postponing my BODYRUB schedules till this situation calm down or hopefully they find a cure.

And guys - please take care of yourself - and we will see each other again soon... 

Merry Christmas & Happy New Year 2020

WYD?

Hey, hows life
Has it been treating you right
Or its plateau-like everyday
Or it's getting better and your stars align
You got that much-needed break

I'm still the same as the last time
Pretty and Sexy that's what you see me
No makeup with a pimple today
So regular I hope I'll catch my break
Been waiting for a while now

Its a miss call whats your news
A butt dial most probably
But if you need to talk leave a message
Never a text of WYD?
Cause I just text that to you...

Finally, wanna meet for coffee
Will I stay or will I go
You got your break
I'll probably stay
I love to hear your stories
I just don't want to hear mine...
Damn, I guess I'm going...
I did ask for it by asking, WYD?

Roses For Olivia

These roses are for you

My dear Olivia my one beauty

These colors bright and red

Some pink and gentle as your skin

Smells of fresh morning dew

The scent you gave and share

Beautiful roses for my beauty

Take these roses and be adored

My Olivia my sweet Olivia

My heart's content with just one smile

Don't need to thank me

Cause you filled my heart

I'm happy and content

These roses are for you Olivia

Think of me once and never forget...

TRIAL & ERROR - PART II

I have been bottling up these stories for a while now, last night I completed the article and now I'm ready for the much anticipated second part of  TRIAL & ERROR post - the clients guide to providers attitude apocalypse.

ARTICLE 04 - TAG TEAM SCENARIO

Are you a fan of wrestling mania? So HulkHogen ( copyright claim so I can't use the real wrestler name ) was fighting with Jake the Snake in the ring looks gayish but probably not, there are muscle and neon tights - ok a little gay. This all looks so hot, and you a fan will enter the ring, Jake the Snake touching, hugging sweat all over kinda losing so he releases his Ace the snake, it's big and wet slimy - OK this is definitely gay.  You entice enter the ring and get bitten by the snake, THE END.

OK that wrestling reference has gone too far, so I'll just narrow it down, make sure the PROVIDER is alone when you enter her HOTEL or MOTEL room cause unlike your fantasy that a threesome will happen, it's not, it's more likely you'll get robbed, so be aware...

ARTICLE 05 - TIMER STARTS NOW... GO

One day PHIL ( not the amazing race host ) decided to hire Feliciah ( yes that's a name ) for an hour session of a much-needed MASSAGE, he is aching and traveling a lot lately so he needs a good R&R ( rest & relax ) experience. As a good client, he asks Feliciah if she needed anything like beer or food ( I wish Phil is my client ) and she said yes on everything. FortyFive minutes of drive ( yes 45 minutes this scenario takes place in Los Angeles where 8 miles takes 45 minutes, seriously I experience it ) Phil made it to the HOTEL, Feliciah welcomes him with a phone in her hand doing some text or whatever. Feliciah so welcoming and nice sit with Phil and starts the fun by asking stuff about Phil and Phil doing the same thing, they laugh, they cry, share war stories and scars of their past ( yeah I gone too far ). Phil is enjoying himself and Feliciah is enjoying aswell, so much that she feels bad when the timer beeps. "I'm sorry BOO but your time is up..." Phil's surprise of what's happening as his smile turns into confusion. But Feliciah knows her worth and she deserves to get paid for her time. Phil tried to explain that he came for the massage and he won't pay otherwise. Feliciah gets pissed and she explains that she's expensive and all that shit, "prettah has a price" ( yes she said that ) and call somebody. But Phil knows his rights and he won't pay.

So what will happen to Phil?

Does Feliciah know she pronounces pretty wrong?

Who is she calling, ghostbuster?

Continuation is ARTICLE 06

ARTICLE 06 - THE TIE THAT BINDS ( not BDSM kind )

In the continuation of Phil and Feliciah story...

Feliciah on the phone, and blocking the door, Phil on the bed thinking if he should run away and jump to the window then he remembers he is not BATMAN nor a STUNTMAN. Feliciah came and give the phone to PHIL, a strong voice said this...

" You gotta pay my girl, Feliciah already tells me what you look like and what you wear, I'm in the area and will follow your car and hunt you down... "

Phil so scared he said YES forgetting he took an UBER and wearing a reversible jacket so he can literally get away with it. So he paid Feliciah $400 for an hour of supposed to be MASSAGE.

" Hey BOO you're nice I'm down to another hour if you have extra money... " Feliciah's offer is really tempting if she weren't an evil cunt.

Why the title "TIE THAT BINDS"? I'm not generalizing, but those girls that ask for a lot of money paid protection if things go wary.

( P.S. This post might come negatively for BOTH parties, but these are stories to help both CLIENT and PROVIDERS - For CLIENTS to know what might happen and how to stay away from it, and PROVIDERS to not take advantage of their CLIENTS )

Rock Hudson

Darkness, my love in the black

You try to live your life

Normally, but what is normal?

You wake, you walk, you work

You sleep and do it all over again,

But are you listening to your heart

Your heart is speaking listen...

Listen...

Masked, my love don't hideaway

It's your life no one else

You only answer to yourself.

You live, you laugh, you cry

You do what makes you happy,

Listen to your heart,

Let it lead you to happiness...

Happiness...

Truth, it's all that matter

Selfishly my love just live your life

You only live once, and once

Be happy, Be merry, Be bold

Just live the life you deserved

You are loved, you are loved...

See life truthfully, life is waiting

Is Waiting...

ACTUAL SEX - e·lu·ci·da·tion

SEX or Seks is defined by ever-reliable google as sexual activity / including specifically sexual intercourse.  Let's cut it down by parts, what is a SEXUAL ACTIVITY? back to google "activities associated with sexual intercourse" -  ok now let's define SEXUAL INTERCOURSE "sexual contact between individuals involving penetration, especially the insertion of a man's erect penis into a woman's vagina ( or butt don't ask Google about this it's ANAL ok), typically culminating in orgasm and the ejaculation of semen." thanks GOOGLE.

Now with these definitions, the question is would you consider TANTRIC ( again leave google alone its a HANDJOB ) - PROSTATE ( this one is a finger stimulation in your JUICE, PEACH Emoji or the obvious BUTTHOLE ).  ???

With all this reading and probably some of you will argue - I believe TANTRIC and PROSTATE is SEX but not an ACTUAL SEX.

Ok to simplify my point SEX is generally defined in general as to differentiate gender, in ancient time BOYS ( EGGPLANT emoji ) and GIRLS ( CAT FACE pussy emoji ) - and in millennial times #LGBT ( PRIDE FLAG emoji ).

Subcontext of SEX definition is SEXUAL ACTIVITY - the definition of this one is so extensive even a simple bathroom conversation about your boyfriend's penis is considered SEXUAL ACTIVITY.

I'm not the ( MASTERS & JOHNSON ) of SEX but being that I'm always asked about SEX and my offerings - I would simply define SEX ( as the gender differential - period ) and ACTUAL SEX ( something that you can contract STD of ).

So to further my ideology is as follows:

SEX ( male, female, LGBT ) going to a NAKED BEACH and looking at naked people ( be careful not stare though or you might get punch ) - WATCHING PORN and JERKING OFF - SEX TALK -  HICKIES, NECKING, GET FELT UP, DRY HUMP, FINGERING, TITTY FUCK, MOTORBOATING, TANTRIC ( handjob ) and PROSTATE ( finger in the ass )... ETC ( PS - I don't offer all these services )

ACTUAL SEX is KISSING, FRENCH KISSING, MAKEOUT, EATOUT, TEABAGGING ( it can give you the gift that keeps on giving HERPES ) -  BLOWJOB, RIMJOB, ROUTE 69, COUNTER CLOCKWISE 96, VAGINA INTERCOURSE, ANALINGUS, BUMPING DONUTS, SCISSOR SISTERS ( CHLAMYDIA, GONORRHEA, SYPHILIS, HEPATITIS, HIV - AIDS )... ETC

And one would argue "WHAT IF THERE's a CONDOM USE?" - and then I rest my case, dismiss...

Memoirs Of BodyRub - deuxième partie

fade to black...

Henry our protagonist is ready to face Ms. Red from the Blue, he walks to the Hotel looking like he stole the fancy vase in the hallway, nervous and agitated - looking around hiding his face like he's someone famous, he's not he's just a nervous wreck.

Room 143 - this is it, Henry will have his first TS experience, will it be fun, will it be awkward, will it be - and well never know unless he tries, so open the door Henry we have so much to tell.

He knocks and a girl in RED see-through lingerie opens, she's so pretty, so delicate and Henry was in love, he bends the knee and proposes to her, she said YES and they live happily ever after the END... but this isn't a fairy tale - this is somewhat porn so the story continues...

Henry came inside and Ms. Red friendly ask for a hug she's very nice Henry wishes this story was a fairytale, again Henry it's not - so take off your clothes and lie on your tummy.  So the BodyRub proceeds ( not massage or Ms. Red will be in trouble ) she is so friendly who chats a little and want to get to know Henry, her hands were amazing Henry can't believe this is not a massage, though it is a massage Ms. Red is just not licensed so she has to go by the loophole.  Henry never felt so relax and wanted, he feels good being touch by a beautiful girl so friendly and nice, he wishes it will never end, BEEP BEEP BEEP that's the timer it's over.

Henry wants more, he is craving, he's hungry and won't go unless his carnal needs were answered.

( WARNING the next event is too explicit we won't share most of what happened, this isn't FIFTY SHADES you guys - plus it's just TANTRIC and PROSTATE massage so all in all Henry is still somewhat of a virgin, it's his first time cut him some slack )

Henry was the happiest, he would have wanted more but it's his first time and he has more to discover, the BodyRub was great, Ms. Red is friendly and nice, pretty and sexy like a goddess, yeah I'm the writer I could even say she looks like Megan Fox if I want to.

With that prelude to TS Experience, Henry was ready for more and the computer pop up again appear the ad for  BDSM - this time Henry click it, good luck Henry, but I suggest you close that...

THE END... or is it?

Help I NEED Somebody,

Not just anybody,

BUT someone who is like computer savvy...

I have been itching to do a PODCAST and it just SUCKS that it's so complicated for a tech illiterate like me.

So if your one of those tech smart who can help me build my PODCAST please HELP me, I like to make this TS conversation public and it can help all those TS from beginners and to those still enjoying the journey.

Thanks and please email me at - relaxwithvia@gmail.com

LOS ANGELES to PLEASANTON ( #californiaproblem )

Hi, guys apparently LOS ANGELES is very tricky or CALIFORNIA as a whole - the hotel I book was apparently a MOTEL disguise as a HOTEL - at the price I'm paying I do expect to stay at a real HOTEL - but it's all too late now, all the HOTELS are overpriced to book - so, unfortunately, I have to cancel and try my LOS ANGELES trip later, a better-planned trip that is both beneficial and not stressful...

On the other hand, I'm thinking of going to PLEASANTON California for my MAY trip - let's see if I can gather confirm schedules clients to make this trip happen, if not I will cancel it to later this month, but I surely will be at PLEASANTON this month, so ask me for appointment, see you, kiss kiss...

Goodbye MASSAGE REPUBLIC

Another one bites the dust ( crying )

TRIAL & ERROR - PART I

Since I moved to California where most TRANS are and the industry ( you know what I mean, right? ) I gather some stories that I might as well share to you guys who support this dying industry.  We will lead this post with a warning, this industry is a TRIAL & ERROR ( as the title says )

ARTICLE 01 -  I'M NOT INTERESTED, SO HIT THE ROAD JACK

One day Jack decided to negotiate with a new girl in town ( or she might be old and you just found her ) he came in the room and the girl didn't smile, she never bothers to know your name or have a little getting to know each other moment - and what occurred happened to be a task - and YES it is, on her part - your part is supposed to figure it out and you failed, miserably.  But then again this is the business of TRIAL and ERROR so you live and learn, the lesson here never hire her again and move on to another provider, there's so many of them here in California.

ARTICLE 02 - HOTLINE BLING

One day DRAKE negotiates for a one-hour BODYRUB - Nicky ( not her real name its NICK actually ) take the roses and the session begins.  Nicky a business girl by heart, a rotten person in real life - treat this shit she's doing is not important nor you so she keeps texting the whole session, might be the next client or boo bugging - so DRAKE is not getting what he paid for.  As I mention Nicky a businesswoman decided to move the hands of time ( literally ) she reaches on the happy ending button, you sneeze you lose right? and DRAKE kind of sneeze but down there and the session is over - 8 minutes that's a record for DRAKE.

ARTICLE 03 - IM TOO SEXY - PAY ME MORE

Nowadays everybody has MONEY or maybe it's just the facade, but since CRAIGSLIST / BACKPAGE / ADLIST21 got shut down all this fancy website came in and ask for $300 to $600 monthly membership fee to post, and these desperate girls are biting it and raising their fee for to up to $1000 for an hour session -  which I think is unfair for you guys who are dumb enough or horny enough to take the bait, DONT - its suppose to be the industry of having fun and relaxation, socializing and consensual friendship... ( I hope you get the dots lol ) - I know its the money game but it should still be fun and social - and partly moral if not mostly...