Game Of Thrones - CRAIGSLIST STYLE

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CRAIGSLIST 

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and that's the opening credits for this post #lol

Let me start off by saying that I never once flagged anyone in CRAIGSLIST - I think it's rude and disrespectful not only to someone's effort to post but also to their needs.  But that was BEFORE -  since this bitches keeps flagging my one post again ONE POST every other day again EVERY OTHER DAY, I might as well join the GAME.

DIRECTIONS - this is how the GAME plays, just like my super favorite show #gameofthrones, it's simple - knock down your competition by flagging them till the system turn their post down and you gain all the attention of WESTEROS men by getting all the sex you want and the money from the IRON BANK if your a provider.  BTW were only tackling the PERSONAL section of CRAIGSLIST so don't read ahead if you're selling or doing other things in CRAIGSLIST, and if you're not familiar with GAME OF THRONES go back and to the rock, you're living in #LOL the practically missing half of your life.

RULES - there are no f-king rules, you can post 20 times or more if you want.  That actually kinda irritates me, like if your one post can't get any why do you think 19 more will do, it just makes you look desperate.  Like even with my one post again ONE POST every other day again EVERY OTHER DAY, I still get a hit, so girls just play it right and again don't be desperate, guys don't dig that, right guys?

POINTERS to win the game - click on the PROHIBITED box on top of the post and do it as much as you can until you vanish your competitions post.  This will benefit you by killing your competition who is mainly hotter than you or by simply removing the post on top of you cause you're a famewhore.  Which is generally cruel but then again we live in a world where a person like me who doesn't flag anyone became a victim of it repeatedly.

THE WINNER TAKES IT ALL? - yes indeed just like in the show the winner gets to sit on the iron throne until other people who want to sit on it stab you with one of the swords in it.  Or in CRAIGSLIST version, until you learn how to flag like these other bitches forces you to do.

But in all seriousness, you girls who keep flagging my post please think about this, your already in the dark world of sex, lies and deuce (the latter is a new show that might not get a second season), why not put a little class and kindness with it, play it fair, the men of Westeros know what they want so you don't need to be cruel and evil to get their attention.  And a little shower will also help #LOL.

So ok as of writing this I will be the Daenerys Targaryen of CRAIGSLIST and I will break the wheel, I will not flag anyone anymore on CRAIGLIST and if ever they flag me which is expected, I will be all kind and class to repost my ad...

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CRAIGSLIST 

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The Girl in RED

The girl in RED is hiding a secret

Her life so glamorous you can't see the crack

Her face in color you cant see its a mask

So elegant you can't recognize her past

Yet on her own, she failed to impress

The mirror she's looking through cant hide her truth

Her eyes reflected of sadness and truth

This girl in RED was ticking and it slowly shows

Come and see witness the show

Of a girl slowly fading and yet she smiles

One day I wish to see her truth

But for now, I'll be an audience and a true friend

Until the much-awaited reveal

Until this show is over

Until she finds herself and her peace

Come On Baby

What are you waiting for

If you want it, come and get it

If your scared face your fear

If you're curious, you don't need to

All your answers I might have the answer

Come on Baby take a chance on me

Life's a trial and error

You won't know unless you try

Try me baby and you will see

What I can give no others else can

Relax just do it

Everybody needs to have a good time

Hello, it's me waiting and anticipating

Give yourself the much-needed break

Just do it no need to think twice

This only happens once, this varies tonight

One chance but if you like more

Come on over and experience for yourself

The HEAT

It's Friday night

Work is over, need some good time

Looking for a party

Calling friends

And swiping the social

But all seems boring and want some thrill

Can you feel the heat, the heat

Wanna try something different

Something new to experiment and experience

Drinks can wait

Friends were busy

Social media is work

Looking to relax and be satisfied

I can feel the heat, the heat

It's my first time and be gentle

Since it first I don't expect to plunge

She's so nice and sweet and funny

So relaxing I didn't expect it to be so good

It's a great first-time experience

A good prelude of what's to come

Indeed I felt the heat, the heat

And next time I'll take the plunge

Your Not GAY - READ ME !!!

This is going to be a very hard topic so you better bear with me...

The word " GAY " was established in the 12th century from old French word " gai " meaning to be - joyful, carefree and bright and showy.  Maybe because of the latter definition the word gay in the 20th century is somehow translated to hedonistic and uninhibited lifestyles, yes that " bright and showy " is a major giveaway #LOL.
From the 20th century onwards into the future the word GAY came from vague to confusing - like right now there are so many words to identify being gay and it's much-complicated definition.  But to simplify it into my situation - TRANSGENDER to a MAN - let's put the context of being gay as someone who is attracted to the same sex.  So the question is if you like a TRANSGENDER are you GAY???

A Male to Female TRANSGENDER are individuals who assigned male at birth but identifies and lives as a female.  I would identify myself as a pure breed cause unlike others who fought it and transition very late, I believe I was born this way.  I'm gonna prove it with my mom telling me this story when I was three years old every time she dresses me and my sister I always have the fit cause I want to be dress like her, at three years old where I don't even know what gender is.
Now to answer your question if you're a MAN that doesn't identify as GAY and only will be attracted to women, and all of the sudden you found a liking to a TRANSGENDER, - YOU ARE DEFINITELY not GAY - , cause we TRANSGENDER are emotionally and mentally are FEMALE, so if you like a TRANSGENDER who is emotionally and mentally are female ( and its sooo better if she looks like one too #lol ) you are not ATTRACTED to the SAME SEX, cause we TRANSGENDER are the opposite SEX cause again we are FEMALE...

The Pretty One

Once there was a kid

Wishing on an evening star

Make me pretty like her

And I promise to be a good person

Once there was a girl

Walking with her friend

Witnessing peoples eyes looking not to her

She decided to hold on a wish

And be a good person she promises

Once there was a lady

Mending a broken heart

The man she loves chooses the pretty one

She's losing the battle

But she held on to hope, be a good person

Once there was a woman

Who met a guy looking for a kind heart

He came in time when she almost let go

He promised her love and she promised her goodness

They who were meant to be found each other

The Client List - Part I

Ok in this line of work ( if you call it that ) there are multiple times of cruelty, and here as follows ---

The Inquiry to Infinity
I have been doing this for a year now and yes there are guys who's been inquiring for a year now, and just like that - like clients ( if you call it that ) who just want to email you and inquire about your services over and over again, thanks to copy-paste I could click away and just gave them the same answer.

The Back & Forth Visitation
If you happen to get my service you would know that I always return an email with the whole details of what's going to happen, some guys are not into reading or maybe they are trying their luck.  I have few incidents where a client will reply that he will come and I'll do my makeup and preparation, and he indeed come and ask in person the details that I already write down in my reply ( if only they read it they save the gas money ) - some of them didn't like some limitation of my service - the final scene is me opening the door nicely and apologetic as they leave.
P.S. - I don't ask money or push you to give me money if you come over and not get my service, I'll gladly let you walk away freely.

The Cancellation #LOL
Maybe there's a fetish of some cruelty where guys love to give girls some hope that they are coming and CANCEL the last minute.  It might be a joke - one cruel joke.  I have this instance where guys will contact me and schedule - when the time comes they will just not come, and no reply or text what happen why he didn't come.  And I don't call or follow up on clients, I have this RULE that you can contact me but I can't contact you, cause yes I do respect my clients hopefully it's a two-way thing.

The Waiting Game
And this just happens as I'm writing this, there's this client who contacted me days ago to schedule an appointment, he seems to be a nice guy as he follows up on the scheduled appointment.  The day comes and he did follow up that he is indeed coming, an hour before the scheduled time he said he will be late, an hour after the scheduled time he said he will be further later, an hour after the further late excuse he said he was beaten too tired to drive and ask to do OUTCALL.  I rest my case, I'm so angry and disappointed waiting the whole day - still I rise up and reply next time then ( I don't expect though #LOL )

To sum this post up, if you are one of these guys and you think that you win or tear me down, you might just a little - but haven't you ever wonder why I been doing this for a year now and still doing this ( not that I have no choice ) its that I enjoy what I do and meeting new people ( socialize ), and it's always good to be served by people who love what they do, they give you the best service wink wink ;)