Roses For Olivia

These roses are for you

My dear Olivia my one beauty

These colors bright and red

Some pink and gentle as your skin

Smells of fresh morning dew

The scent you gave and share

Beautiful roses for my beauty

Take these roses and be adored

My Olivia my sweet Olivia

My heart's content with just one smile

Don't need to thank me

Cause you filled my heart

I'm happy and content

These roses are for you Olivia

Think of me once and never forget...

TRIAL & ERROR - PART II

I have been bottling up these stories for a while now, last night I completed the article and now I'm ready for the much anticipated second part of  TRIAL & ERROR post - the clients guide to providers attitude apocalypse.

ARTICLE 04 - TAG TEAM SCENARIO

Are you a fan of wrestling mania? So HulkHogen ( copyright claim so I can't use the real wrestler name ) was fighting with Jake the Snake in the ring looks gayish but probably not, there are muscle and neon tights - ok a little gay. This all looks so hot, and you a fan will enter the ring, Jake the Snake touching, hugging sweat all over kinda losing so he releases his Ace the snake, it's big and wet slimy - OK this is definitely gay.  You entice enter the ring and get bitten by the snake, THE END.

OK that wrestling reference has gone too far, so I'll just narrow it down, make sure the PROVIDER is alone when you enter her HOTEL or MOTEL room cause unlike your fantasy that a threesome will happen, it's not, it's more likely you'll get robbed, so be aware...

ARTICLE 05 - TIMER STARTS NOW... GO

One day PHIL ( not the amazing race host ) decided to hire Feliciah ( yes that's a name ) for an hour session of a much-needed MASSAGE, he is aching and traveling a lot lately so he needs a good R&R ( rest & relax ) experience. As a good client, he asks Feliciah if she needed anything like beer or food ( I wish Phil is my client ) and she said yes on everything. FortyFive minutes of drive ( yes 45 minutes this scenario takes place in Los Angeles where 8 miles takes 45 minutes, seriously I experience it ) Phil made it to the HOTEL, Feliciah welcomes him with a phone in her hand doing some text or whatever. Feliciah so welcoming and nice sit with Phil and starts the fun by asking stuff about Phil and Phil doing the same thing, they laugh, they cry, share war stories and scars of their past ( yeah I gone too far ). Phil is enjoying himself and Feliciah is enjoying aswell, so much that she feels bad when the timer beeps. "I'm sorry BOO but your time is up..." Phil's surprise of what's happening as his smile turns into confusion. But Feliciah knows her worth and she deserves to get paid for her time. Phil tried to explain that he came for the massage and he won't pay otherwise. Feliciah gets pissed and she explains that she's expensive and all that shit, "prettah has a price" ( yes she said that ) and call somebody. But Phil knows his rights and he won't pay.

So what will happen to Phil?

Does Feliciah know she pronounces pretty wrong?

Who is she calling, ghostbuster?

Continuation is ARTICLE 06

ARTICLE 06 - THE TIE THAT BINDS ( not BDSM kind )

In the continuation of Phil and Feliciah story...

Feliciah on the phone, and blocking the door, Phil on the bed thinking if he should run away and jump to the window then he remembers he is not BATMAN nor a STUNTMAN. Feliciah came and give the phone to PHIL, a strong voice said this...

" You gotta pay my girl, Feliciah already tells me what you look like and what you wear, I'm in the area and will follow your car and hunt you down... "

Phil so scared he said YES forgetting he took an UBER and wearing a reversible jacket so he can literally get away with it. So he paid Feliciah $400 for an hour of supposed to be MASSAGE.

" Hey BOO you're nice I'm down to another hour if you have extra money... " Feliciah's offer is really tempting if she weren't an evil cunt.

Why the title "TIE THAT BINDS"? I'm not generalizing, but those girls that ask for a lot of money paid protection if things go wary.

( P.S. This post might come negatively for BOTH parties, but these are stories to help both CLIENT and PROVIDERS - For CLIENTS to know what might happen and how to stay away from it, and PROVIDERS to not take advantage of their CLIENTS )

Rock Hudson

Darkness, my love in the black

You try to live your life

Normally, but what is normal?

You wake, you walk, you work

You sleep and do it all over again,

But are you listening to your heart

Your heart is speaking listen...

Listen...

Masked, my love don't hideaway

It's your life no one else

You only answer to yourself.

You live, you laugh, you cry

You do what makes you happy,

Listen to your heart,

Let it lead you to happiness...

Happiness...

Truth, it's all that matter

Selfishly my love just live your life

You only live once, and once

Be happy, Be merry, Be bold

Just live the life you deserved

You are loved, you are loved...

See life truthfully, life is waiting

Is Waiting...

ACTUAL SEX - e·lu·ci·da·tion

SEX or Seks is defined by ever-reliable google as sexual activity / including specifically sexual intercourse.  Let's cut it down by parts, what is a SEXUAL ACTIVITY? back to google "activities associated with sexual intercourse" -  ok now let's define SEXUAL INTERCOURSE "sexual contact between individuals involving penetration, especially the insertion of a man's erect penis into a woman's vagina ( or butt don't ask Google about this it's ANAL ok), typically culminating in orgasm and the ejaculation of semen." thanks GOOGLE.

Now with these definitions, the question is would you consider TANTRIC ( again leave google alone its a HANDJOB ) - PROSTATE ( this one is a finger stimulation in your JUICE, PEACH Emoji or the obvious BUTTHOLE ).  ???

With all this reading and probably some of you will argue - I believe TANTRIC and PROSTATE is SEX but not an ACTUAL SEX.

Ok to simplify my point SEX is generally defined in general as to differentiate gender, in ancient time BOYS ( EGGPLANT emoji ) and GIRLS ( CAT FACE pussy emoji ) - and in millennial times #LGBT ( PRIDE FLAG emoji ).

Subcontext of SEX definition is SEXUAL ACTIVITY - the definition of this one is so extensive even a simple bathroom conversation about your boyfriend's penis is considered SEXUAL ACTIVITY.

I'm not the ( MASTERS & JOHNSON ) of SEX but being that I'm always asked about SEX and my offerings - I would simply define SEX ( as the gender differential - period ) and ACTUAL SEX ( something that you can contract STD of ).

So to further my ideology is as follows:

SEX ( male, female, LGBT ) going to a NAKED BEACH and looking at naked people ( be careful not stare though or you might get punch ) - WATCHING PORN and JERKING OFF - SEX TALK -  HICKIES, NECKING, GET FELT UP, DRY HUMP, FINGERING, TITTY FUCK, MOTORBOATING, TANTRIC ( handjob ) and PROSTATE ( finger in the ass )... ETC ( PS - I don't offer all these services )

ACTUAL SEX is KISSING, FRENCH KISSING, MAKEOUT, EATOUT, TEABAGGING ( it can give you the gift that keeps on giving HERPES ) -  BLOWJOB, RIMJOB, ROUTE 69, COUNTER CLOCKWISE 96, VAGINA INTERCOURSE, ANALINGUS, BUMPING DONUTS, SCISSOR SISTERS ( CHLAMYDIA, GONORRHEA, SYPHILIS, HEPATITIS, HIV - AIDS )... ETC

And one would argue "WHAT IF THERE's a CONDOM USE?" - and then I rest my case, dismiss...

Memoirs Of BodyRub - deuxième partie

fade to black...

Henry our protagonist is ready to face Ms. Red from the Blue, he walks to the Hotel looking like he stole the fancy vase in the hallway, nervous and agitated - looking around hiding his face like he's someone famous, he's not he's just a nervous wreck.

Room 143 - this is it, Henry will have his first TS experience, will it be fun, will it be awkward, will it be - and well never know unless he tries, so open the door Henry we have so much to tell.

He knocks and a girl in RED see-through lingerie opens, she's so pretty, so delicate and Henry was in love, he bends the knee and proposes to her, she said YES and they live happily ever after the END... but this isn't a fairy tale - this is somewhat porn so the story continues...

Henry came inside and Ms. Red friendly ask for a hug she's very nice Henry wishes this story was a fairytale, again Henry it's not - so take off your clothes and lie on your tummy.  So the BodyRub proceeds ( not massage or Ms. Red will be in trouble ) she is so friendly who chats a little and want to get to know Henry, her hands were amazing Henry can't believe this is not a massage, though it is a massage Ms. Red is just not licensed so she has to go by the loophole.  Henry never felt so relax and wanted, he feels good being touch by a beautiful girl so friendly and nice, he wishes it will never end, BEEP BEEP BEEP that's the timer it's over.

Henry wants more, he is craving, he's hungry and won't go unless his carnal needs were answered.

( WARNING the next event is too explicit we won't share most of what happened, this isn't FIFTY SHADES you guys - plus it's just TANTRIC and PROSTATE massage so all in all Henry is still somewhat of a virgin, it's his first time cut him some slack )

Henry was the happiest, he would have wanted more but it's his first time and he has more to discover, the BodyRub was great, Ms. Red is friendly and nice, pretty and sexy like a goddess, yeah I'm the writer I could even say she looks like Megan Fox if I want to.

With that prelude to TS Experience, Henry was ready for more and the computer pop up again appear the ad for  BDSM - this time Henry click it, good luck Henry, but I suggest you close that...

THE END... or is it?

Help I NEED Somebody,

Not just anybody,

BUT someone who is like computer savvy...

I have been itching to do a PODCAST and it just SUCKS that it's so complicated for a tech illiterate like me.

So if your one of those tech smart who can help me build my PODCAST please HELP me, I like to make this TS conversation public and it can help all those TS from beginners and to those still enjoying the journey.

Thanks and please email me at - relaxwithvia@gmail.com

LOS ANGELES to PLEASANTON ( #californiaproblem )

Hi, guys apparently LOS ANGELES is very tricky or CALIFORNIA as a whole - the hotel I book was apparently a MOTEL disguise as a HOTEL - at the price I'm paying I do expect to stay at a real HOTEL - but it's all too late now, all the HOTELS are overpriced to book - so, unfortunately, I have to cancel and try my LOS ANGELES trip later, a better-planned trip that is both beneficial and not stressful...

On the other hand, I'm thinking of going to PLEASANTON California for my MAY trip - let's see if I can gather confirm schedules clients to make this trip happen, if not I will cancel it to later this month, but I surely will be at PLEASANTON this month, so ask me for appointment, see you, kiss kiss...