I have been bottling up these stories for a while now, last night I completed the article and now I'm ready for the much anticipated second part of TRIAL & ERROR post - the clients guide to providers attitude apocalypse.
ARTICLE 04 - TAG TEAM SCENARIO
Are you a fan of wrestling mania? So HulkHogen ( copyright claim so I can't use the real wrestler name ) was fighting with Jake the Snake in the ring looks gayish but probably not, there are muscle and neon tights - ok a little gay. This all looks so hot, and you a fan will enter the ring, Jake the Snake touching, hugging sweat all over kinda losing so he releases his Ace the snake, it's big and wet slimy - OK this is definitely gay. You entice enter the ring and get bitten by the snake, THE END.
OK that wrestling reference has gone too far, so I'll just narrow it down, make sure the PROVIDER is alone when you enter her HOTEL or MOTEL room cause unlike your fantasy that a threesome will happen, it's not, it's more likely you'll get robbed, so be aware...
ARTICLE 05 - TIMER STARTS NOW... GO
One day PHIL ( not the amazing race host ) decided to hire Feliciah ( yes that's a name ) for an hour session of a much-needed MASSAGE, he is aching and traveling a lot lately so he needs a good R&R ( rest & relax ) experience. As a good client, he asks Feliciah if she needed anything like beer or food ( I wish Phil is my client ) and she said yes on everything. FortyFive minutes of drive ( yes 45 minutes this scenario takes place in Los Angeles where 8 miles takes 45 minutes, seriously I experience it ) Phil made it to the HOTEL, Feliciah welcomes him with a phone in her hand doing some text or whatever. Feliciah so welcoming and nice sit with Phil and starts the fun by asking stuff about Phil and Phil doing the same thing, they laugh, they cry, share war stories and scars of their past ( yeah I gone too far ). Phil is enjoying himself and Feliciah is enjoying aswell, so much that she feels bad when the timer beeps. "I'm sorry BOO but your time is up..." Phil's surprise of what's happening as his smile turns into confusion. But Feliciah knows her worth and she deserves to get paid for her time. Phil tried to explain that he came for the massage and he won't pay otherwise. Feliciah gets pissed and she explains that she's expensive and all that shit, "prettah has a price" ( yes she said that ) and call somebody. But Phil knows his rights and he won't pay.
So what will happen to Phil?
Does Feliciah know she pronounces pretty wrong?
Who is she calling, ghostbuster?
Continuation is ARTICLE 06
ARTICLE 06 - THE TIE THAT BINDS ( not BDSM kind )
In the continuation of Phil and Feliciah story...
Feliciah on the phone, and blocking the door, Phil on the bed thinking if he should run away and jump to the window then he remembers he is not BATMAN nor a STUNTMAN. Feliciah came and give the phone to PHIL, a strong voice said this...
" You gotta pay my girl, Feliciah already tells me what you look like and what you wear, I'm in the area and will follow your car and hunt you down... "
Phil so scared he said YES forgetting he took an UBER and wearing a reversible jacket so he can literally get away with it. So he paid Feliciah $400 for an hour of supposed to be MASSAGE.
" Hey BOO you're nice I'm down to another hour if you have extra money... " Feliciah's offer is really tempting if she weren't an evil cunt.
Why the title "TIE THAT BINDS"? I'm not generalizing, but those girls that ask for a lot of money paid protection if things go wary.
( P.S. This post might come negatively for BOTH parties, but these are stories to help both CLIENT and PROVIDERS - For CLIENTS to know what might happen and how to stay away from it, and PROVIDERS to not take advantage of their CLIENTS )
