Game Of Thrones - CRAIGSLIST STYLE
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CRAIGSLIST
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and that's the opening credits for this post #lol
Let me start off by saying that I never once flagged anyone in CRAIGSLIST - I think it's rude and disrespectful not only to someone's effort to post but also to their needs. But that was BEFORE - since this bitches keeps flagging my one post again ONE POST every other day again EVERY OTHER DAY, I might as well join the GAME.
DIRECTIONS - this is how the GAME plays, just like my super favorite show #gameofthrones, it's simple - knock down your competition by flagging them till the system turn their post down and you gain all the attention of WESTEROS men by getting all the sex you want and the money from the IRON BANK if your a provider. BTW were only tackling the PERSONAL section of CRAIGSLIST so don't read ahead if you're selling or doing other things in CRAIGSLIST, and if you're not familiar with GAME OF THRONES go back and to the rock, you're living in #LOL the practically missing half of your life.
RULES - there are no f-king rules, you can post 20 times or more if you want. That actually kinda irritates me, like if your one post can't get any why do you think 19 more will do, it just makes you look desperate. Like even with my one post again ONE POST every other day again EVERY OTHER DAY, I still get a hit, so girls just play it right and again don't be desperate, guys don't dig that, right guys?
POINTERS to win the game - click on the PROHIBITED box on top of the post and do it as much as you can until you vanish your competitions post. This will benefit you by killing your competition who is mainly hotter than you or by simply removing the post on top of you cause you're a famewhore. Which is generally cruel but then again we live in a world where a person like me who doesn't flag anyone became a victim of it repeatedly.
THE WINNER TAKES IT ALL? - yes indeed just like in the show the winner gets to sit on the iron throne until other people who want to sit on it stab you with one of the swords in it. Or in CRAIGSLIST version, until you learn how to flag like these other bitches forces you to do.
But in all seriousness, you girls who keep flagging my post please think about this, your already in the dark world of sex, lies and deuce (the latter is a new show that might not get a second season), why not put a little class and kindness with it, play it fair, the men of Westeros know what they want so you don't need to be cruel and evil to get their attention. And a little shower will also help #LOL.
So ok as of writing this I will be the Daenerys Targaryen of CRAIGSLIST and I will break the wheel, I will not flag anyone anymore on CRAIGLIST and if ever they flag me which is expected, I will be all kind and class to repost my ad...
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CRAIGSLIST
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