Trailer Trash

Or Camper whichever #lol

Before I start writing this blog, I want to greet my old and new readers Happy New Year 2018 - I hope the new year is treating you well and the last year 2017 is only but a thing of the past - which it is literally...

So the title implies of what my life has been since I move out from Reno, to everyone who already sees me in California you already know the situation and to my future clients who wants to see me here's your hint - and to my client in Reno who's reading this I know you told me so - #haha

But actually, it's not that bad, if its that bad I'm already setting up a #gofundme account asking you guys for money to buy me a better place but I'm not resorting to that, or should I? #lol

#CALIFORNIA california, i grow up watching movies and TV shows that picture California as the last of promise, and yes indeed, friendly chill people, healthy food (  there's this one restaurant in San Francisco that everything has AVOCADO in it ), nice warm weather and landmarks that you only see in movies ( those bridges you know )
And then I move and everything became real, I have to live with filthy horny millennials girls to share a room with the same amount of money I pay to live on my own one bedroom apartment in Reno.  And don't tell me how is it a dream come true to live with girls, it's a nightmare like tampons and condoms everywhere, for that, I need to buy small trashcans at every corner of the house, and some of these girls can't even shoot.  And since I'm living with people I have to look for an alternative place to do my Body Rub, good thing I met an angel who let me rent his trailer beside his house to do my side business.  The trailer is actually one of the good things that happen to me since I move, its nice, clean, located at an expensive zip code and the most promising of all, no roommates.  Since I started renting it out this month it became my heaven, a place I can be on my own and even a place that inspired to write this.  So why did I title this Trailer Trash ---
Well, all the clients the #californians who came for a Body Rub is all complaining that the place is not to their liking, I have to pump up the personality level to keep them occupied for 30 minutes or 60 minutes of their time, to take their mind off their in a trailer.  Yes, I know the place do not keep heat that much that's why I bought a heating blanket, no bathroom but I did warn you to pee before you conquer and you have to be extra discreet cause again it's a very private place, and also for your benefit.
But then again, statistically 90% of men that came to the trailer did ask to see me again, so I guess the trailer isn't that bad or my personality does the job.  So if you see me in #california and didn't schedule a return to my trailer for Body Rub, IT'S YOU and what did I do wrong ( angry face lol )